Tales of the Cocktail Roundup

What a hell of a week (or just short thereof)! Starting on Tuesday with registration and a handful of events, things for Tales of the Cocktail basically only picked up steam from there. Events, tasting rooms, seminars, cocktail legends and free booze abounded. Boy was there ever booze. I don’t think you could walk two feet without there being a tasting room, snack tent or some other marketing ploy to induce you to consume free beverages. After a week of testing most of my limits, I’ve learned a thing or two. While they’ll do us no good right now, they will be preserved for next year.

5. Patience: If you’re not a particularly patient person, this is going to take some work. Don’t expect things to kick off exactly on time or to be able to slide in anywhere without a line. The seminars often require complex setups (like 10 different tasting glasses all filled with different styles of gin) and these set ups are done, for the most part, by volunteers. This all means things will take a bit extra time. Plus, so what if your seminar doesnt’ start on time, it just gives you an extra few minutes at the nearest tasting room. And if you want to go to something, it is a pretty safe bet to assume a whole bunch of other people are too. The doors to these events are only so wide, so lines are inevitable. Just keep your cool, grab a drink from the little freebie stand behind you and before you know it you’ll be in.

4. Water: One of the first things most people do when they enter a bar/event/party is locate where they can score a drink. At Tales, you need to do the exact opposite. Find the water. Whether it is in bottles at the back of the room or pitchers on the table, you’ll need to know exactly where the water is. Hydrating often can be the difference between walking down the steps of the Monteleone and sliding down.

3. Skip Things: Tales is serious business for sure, but you aren’t trying to graduate with a four-year degree in two years. Don’t jam in every event, seminar and tasting room or you won’t be able to make it to the end of the week. Take time to rest, relax and take a nap or sit by the pool. This leads right into the next bit of advice.

2. Don’t Take Every Drink: Alcohol of every size and color is available for your tasting pleasure at every turn. But this doesn’t mean you’ve got to down each one. If you’re not comfortable with saying no to a drink someone with a pretty face handed you, remember you don’t have to drink it all. Considering that the free drinks start up as soon as the sunrises, passing on a few drinks could very well keep your afternoon schedule in tact.

1. Go: Despite the crowds and organized chaos of the Monteleone, Tales offers so much to anyone with any interested in drinks and drinking. You can learn about the 40-something different distinct aromas of gin (that was a cool class), learn how to make your own bitters, taste exotic liquors that aren’t available in your market (or even the United States), have drinks mixed up by some of the country’s best bartenders or discuss the merits of classic cocktails with Gaz Regan or David Wondrich all in an afternoon. When you sit down and think about it, that’s a pretty cool thing to have right in our backyard. So if you haven’t been before, mark your calendar for the end of July, because you’ll need to go.

Tales of the Cocktail Week

We’re pretty stoked in this corner of the internet because Tales of the Cocktail begins tomorrow! For those of you with an intense interest in learning everything booze, you’ve had your seminars reserved and your scheduled all laid out for months now. However, not everyone shares our love for the cocktail and the nuances of booze. So how do those folks get involved?

All this cocktail geekery aside, there are still great opportunities to participate in Tales even if your only interest in the hows and whys of booze is “how can I get it” and “why isn’t it in my mouth?” The easiest way to get in on the cocktail fun is through the Spirited Dinners on this coming Thursday night, which are all about pairing your favorite drinks with food at your favorite restaurants. Word on the street is that there are a number of seats still available for many of these Thursday dinners. That being said, I highly recommend getting in on one of these dinners ASAP before they all sell out.

Hope to see you around the seminars or at a Spirited Dinner!

Tales of the Cocktail: The 10th Anniversary

If you’re interested in cocktails and haven’t made it to Tales of the Cocktail, you’re missing out. Running from July 25 through the 29th, Tales offers something to satisfy every aspect of your cocktail interests. Seminars held throughout the week range from the industry specific (Building a World Class Bar Team) to the practical (Bittercube Hands on Handmade Bitters Lab) to the delicious (Tasting the World’s Greatest Spirits). The Spirited Dinners teach you about pairing your favorite drinks with food at your favorite restaurants. And of course, there is everyone’s favorite part: the tasting rooms. But Tales goes beyond just the seminars, dinners and tasting rooms. There are Spirited Lunches, Excursions, and a number of other sponsored events.

Now I know Tales isn’t happening until late July, so why are we talking it up now? Because if you want to get in on the best stuff, you need to act fast. Year after year, Tales continues to grow in size and popularity. While this allows Tales to grow and expand their offerings, it also means a bit more competition for the best events. Top it all off with the fact that all of the Spirited Dinners occur just on Thursday, July 26th and you’ve got to get a move on if you’re going to score your table at your favorite dinner. And because Tales is for serious cocktailing folks, the seminars fill up just as quickly. So hop to it and get your spots now. We’ll see you there for sure.

Tales of the Cocktail
July 25-29
Home base in the Hotel Monteleone

Spot at the Bar: Book Review–Speakeasy

Tales of the Cocktail has once again come and gone. But this year has sparked something inside of you. You feel like it is about time you get on to the throwback/craft cocktail bandwagon. Its been around long enough, that you figure this is no longer a phase people are going through, but something that is sticking around for a bit. Only you’re not sure where to begin with it all.

Or perhaps you’re tired of the craft cocktail movement. You’re sick of mustachioed bartenders giving themselves fancy meaningless titles, like mixologist or drink scientist, and lording their “cocktail knowledge” over your head. You figure it shouldn’t take 30 minutes to make a drink and you sure don’t want it served with a heaping side of pretension. You’re out to have a good time, not be lectured for your tastes (or apparent lack thereof). If only someone not dripping with pretension, rolled up jeans and a creepy mustache could make the drinks. Someone like yourself.

Enter Speakeasy by Jason Kosmas and Dushan Zaric of New York’s legendary Employees Only bar. Unlike most books focusing on the classic cocktails and their modern variants, Speakeasy goes beyond a history of the cocktail and a handful of recipes. To help you hit the ground running, the meat of the book opens with the tools you’ll need and the techniques to master to help you craft a great cocktail. Beautiful pictures illustrate some of the harder to grasp techniques to ensure the non-bartenders among us can hit the ground running.

Speakeasy breaks the drink recipes into three categories: Aperitifs; Long drinks and Fancy Cocktails; and Pitchers, Punches, and Sangrias. A fourth section of recipes teaches you a bevy of Homemade Syrups, Cordials, Infusions, and Accompaniments, which will help you make your drinks a completely home crafted product. Of course, these are the things you’ll find in most every cocktail book. What I find separates Speakeasy’s recipe sections is that they will often take a contemporary recipe and follow it with its historic counterparts so you can see the evolution of the drink. They provide you a cocktail family tree, if you will. For a budding cocktail enthusiast, seeing this progression is immensely helpful in learning the basic concepts of building a delicious drink.

Because every cocktail needs a good story (true or not), the recipes are all preceded with a story of the drink. And at the bottom of each page, Speakeasy lays out a variety of tasting notes, much like you’d find for a wine, noting flavors, body, complexity, etc. Wonderful pictures are spread throughout the book to give you a clear vision to strive for in the presentation of your own cocktails. With Speakeasy as your guide, you’ll be crafting amazing cocktails in no time at all. Cheers!

Spot at the Bar: Root

Tales of the Cocktail will have you believe that the Louisiana launch of Root is today, but they’re quite mistaken. However, as far as I know, they do have the location of the launch, Sylvain, correct.

Many, many months ago (it was mid-February) I was engaging in one of my favorite Friday afternoon work activities, a semi-liquid lunch at Sylvain. A seat at Sylvain’s bar will ensure some good conversation about booze and cocktail crafting and, if you’re lucky, it might lead to a little bit of experimentation. This particular February afternoon, there on the counter was a bottle of Root. When I inquired what it was, no one seemed to know. So the bar did the only reasonable thing, popped open the bottle and got to testing. After this impromptu testing, I knew I needed to get a few bottles to play with. Although it took some serious hoop jumping, it was well worth it. [Edit for clarification: Today is the official state-wide launch of Snap and Root. I had to jump through various hoops to get Root because we broke into a test/sample bottle and the product was not available locally. I didn't want that piece of unclear writing to be misunderstood]

Root, on a very basic level, is alcoholic root beer. Actually root beer is un-alcoholic Root. According to Root’s distiller, Art in the Age*, before prohibition root tea was an alcoholic beverage that was incredibly popular in the Pennsylvania area. Once prohibition came in, one Charles Hires developed a non-alcoholic root tea which he, perhaps with tongue-in-cheek, named root beer. The stuff took off and now root beer is everywhere!

Here in New Orleans, root beer is a Barq’s. More recently, an Abita root beer will also suffice. However, this isn’t the kind of “root beer” flavor you’ll get from Root. Barq’s has a much sweeter and understated flavor than what you’ll get with Root, because Root follows the flavor of birch beer, much beloved in Philadelphia and the surrounding areas. Like a po-boy isn’t the same without a Barq’s, a many find that a hoagie isn’t quite right without a birch beer. In my experience, Birch beer carries a deeper, more robust flavor than a Barq’s, but it isn’t any less tasty.

Root hits this more robust flavor of root (birch) beer. A look at the 13 ingredients will tell you why: Anise, allspice, cardamom, cinnamon, spearmint, lemon, smoked black tea, wintergreen, clove, orange, nutmeg, sugar cane, and birch bark. A wintery spice mix if I ever saw one. The warming and comforting flavors do play through when taking Root on the rocks or neat for one of those slightly cooler nights (remember those?).

That’s not to say that Root is going to be off limits during these warmer months. Add a splash of soda water and you’re looking at the closest thing to a true alcoholic root beer. When I first was exploring through two bottles of Root I had managed to get my hands on, there was little in the way of established recipies. You’re pretty much looking at Root plus you’re choice of carbonated beverage, be it ginger beer, cream soda, etc. Fortunately, as Art in the Age has expanded their distribution lines, the number of recipes available across the internet has equally expanded.

Running between $29-$39, Root is a great addition to any liquor collection, if for no other reason than the fact that it is something that everyone enjoys. Root might not be the drink you entertain with all night long, but it is a nice chance of pace that everyone I’ve shared this with has enjoyed.

*There are reports that Root is the brainchild of the fine people behind Sailor Jerry Rum and Hendricks Gin [Edit: It is confirmed Mrs. Cocktail herself that the fine Hendrick's folk played a hand in Root. If anyone knows it is her]. I find both of these liquors to be just a bit outside the mainstream of their particular genre, but are without a doubt must haves in my liquor cabinet. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if the three delicious oddballs are related.

Around Town: Tales of The Toddy

Missed Tails of the Cocktail or just thirsty again? Coming soon, you’ll be able to hit what looks to be a smaller offseason version. You know, like OTAs or spring baseball.

Unlike TOTC, Tails of the Toddy is a one day event, December 16, 2010–right in time to prop up your holiday cheer. TOTTy [tm] tickets run a mere $25.00 and include the sampling of many a toddy. I’m sure more details will abound as we get closer to the event, but there is one special appearance that should be worth the $25 entry fee on its own, or at least so Cupcake tells me, the men of the 2011 New Orleans Firefighter calendar.

Plus bonus room rates ($99) at the Hotel Monteleone. That’s sounds cheaper than a DUI.

UPDATE (10/15): Just got a discount code for this bad boy, promising half price tickets with code NOLA. Not sure how long this may last so hop to it if you’re going.

Around Town: Tales of the Cocktail – An Overview

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is July in New Orleans. This means heat, humidity, and…Tales of the Cocktail! I’ve been waiting for weeks to write about Tales of the Cocktail because I’m just so darn excited about it. It doesn’t help that the Sirius radio station I routinely listen to has been talking about the event for months now…I think they’re excited too. But I figured I didn’t want to wear you out with the details too early on, so I patiently waited until my self-imposed “get excited” deadline, which was the start of July. So, now I’m excited! Continue reading